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Milliway's (The Restaurant at the End of the Universe)

Address:
1 Singularity pt, Margaret River WA    Map
Cuisines:
Eclectic
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27 User reviews

  • "If you've done six impossible things this morning, why not round it off with breakfast at Milliway's—the Restaurant at the End of the Universe?"

    Located at the end of the space-time continuum, Milliway's is the closest you can get to the universe's upcoming contraction into glorious singularity.

    So join Max Quordlepleen for an evening of fine dining and an entertainment end-of-world extravag... Read more

    "If you've done six impossible things this morning, why not round it off with breakfast at Milliway's—the Restaurant at the End of the Universe?"

    Located at the end of the space-time continuum, Milliway's is the closest you can get to the universe's upcoming contraction into glorious singularity.

    So join Max Quordlepleen for an evening of fine dining and an entertainment end-of-world extravaganza!

    GETTING THERE: Just set your time machine to 1 hour before the end of time. Due to the contraction of space, you'll have no problem finding us (we're just above the upcoming singularity).

    PRICES: We are a premium restaurant offering only the best in service and ingredients. As such, our prices are unparalleled in the universe. Literally. However, we are still affordable: just transfer $1 Alterian into our bank account in your own lifetime and the interest compounded over billions of years will more than cover your meal at the end of time. (NOTE: the Reserve Bank of the Universe forbids taking any funds you may have left over back to your own time due to the ridiculously inflationary effect they will have).

    NOTE: Please mind the paradox of bumping into your multitude of selves if you have been to the restaurant before (or will go in the future).

  • Latest User Reviews

    The only thing about this fantastic restaurant i didn't care for was the depressed plastic fellow in the car park

    This ws like tho coolest restaurant ever. So cool that it makes cool things look hot, and I know cool, in fact if you look in the dictionary for 'cool', there's a picture of me!

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    • Overall 9 - Food 9, Ambience 9, Value 9, Service 9

      The only thing about this fantastic restaurant i didn't care for was the depressed plastic fellow in the car park   (Ford - November, 2011)

    • Overall 7.8 - Food 8, Ambience 10, Value 6, Service 7

      This ws like tho coolest restaurant ever. So cool that it makes cool things look hot, and I know cool, in fact if you look in the dictionary for 'cool', there's a picture of me!   (Zaphod Beeblebrox - December, 2008)

    • Overall 10 - Food 10, Ambience 10, Value 10, Service 10

      Excellent.   (August, 2008)

    • Overall 6.8 - Food 7, Ambience 10, Value 3, Service 7

      Nobody can beat their show! Food was very good, even with the, ah, interesting presentation. The staff was very helpful and more than willing to go the extra mile to make the food extra tasty.   (Ziggy - July, 2008)

    • Overall 10 - Food 10, Ambience 10, Value 10, Service 10

      I'll have a salad   (July, 2008)

  • Restaurant Details

    Chefs

    Douglas Adams - Tremendous Genius -- Sadly Missed...

    Payment
    Amex, Cash, Diners, Eftpos, Mastercard, Visa
    Features
    No dress code, Secure parking, Water views
    Ambience
    Buzzy, Contemporary

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